emthedirtyhooligan:

Bruno and Ryan’s Bromance 

So cute together <3

My mom is yelling at my sister and I overheard this.  

• Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
• Sister: that's not fair
• Mom: DO AS I SAY.
• Sister: You never send Iris to her room when she's in trouble!!
• Mom: Iris never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
• Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

korrasponding:

justapassingbreeze:

aubreytastic:

absofuckinglutelynot:

THIS

YOU HEARD IT

I WASN’T EXPECTING 20 DAMMIT

THIS.

hooliganrehab:

marsex:

wait so if the album is set due for the fall possibly hopefully perhaps-ibly, then but then obvs that means a new single before then and LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL

sillyunicorntime:

you’re not allowed to judge anyone in a bookstore no matter what kind of books they’re looking at

literary nuts can read trashy romance novels

adults can sit cross legged on the floor and read picture books

christians can read the koran and buddhists can read books…

marsandback:

collectcalltomars:

FUCKING PREACH!!!!

okay not trying to make drama but this doesnt even exist anymore?
were the ones who make a big fucking deal out of this.
it’s never even been a fight about this cause us ~hooligans (wich Im not proud to call myself) is going fucking crazy everytime…

In the future... 

• Husband: What are you doing?
• Me: I found my old Tumblr!
• Husband: Can I see?
• Me: No. Noo. No. No. No.
• Husband: Is that....Wait. Was your Tumblr about me?
• Me: 
• Husband: 
• Me: 
• Husband: 
• Me: No.